Thursday, December 20, 2012

Crazy Day

Tomorrows going to be a crazy day! Not because the world's going to end, (it's not) but because everyone on social media sites will be posting stuff like, "The world didn't end!" or "We're saved!". Prepare!

Another quote from Home Alone 2:

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya? 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was 
Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother! 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 
Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff. 
Officer Cliff: [gasps] No! 
[others stare at him in disguest
Officer Cliff: It's a lie! 
Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby! 

-Ethan Dahlke

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Sad, Sad, Day...

After the massacre of innocent school children and teachers, this world has gone mad. Horrible to hear what happened. Prayers go out to all involved.

On another note, here's a quote from Home Alone 2:

Uncle Frank McCallister: Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 


-Ethan

Saturday, December 8, 2012

App Review: EpicWin

Epic Win

Epic Win is a productive game where you input your daily chores to gain XP. Once your done with the chore, you collect your XP needed to level up and gain rare items. There are over 6 avatars to pick from. It's quite fun and makes chores rewarding.

-Ethan
(Every post before Christmas I'm going to post a quote from Home Alone 2.)

Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: I'm confused.
Kevin McCallister: I'm traveling with my dad. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do!

Spongebob Memes

Have you seen Spongebob?

Of course you have.

Do you want see Spongebob Memes?

Of course you do.

Do you want the link?

Here it is...

Or is it this one?

-Ethan

Monday, December 3, 2012

Right Now I'm Posting From School!

Hi, posting from school! 22 days tell Christmas! I know, short post. But I don't want to make myself to suspicious...

-Ethan

Friday, November 30, 2012

25 Days Tell Christmas!

You read that right! 25 days.

-Ethan 

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Sorry!

Sorry it took me so long to post! I forgot to post before I went on vacation. So my new record of not posting is...

16 days! Yikes!

-Ethan

Friday, November 9, 2012

It's my birthday!

My day so far has been filled with joy. People wishing me a happy birthday has been awesome. I haven't even opened presents yet! It's been so long since I was born...

-Ethan

Monday, October 29, 2012

Hurricane Sandy, Go Back to Bikini Bottom!

Hurricane Sandy is the biggest hurricane to hit above South Carolina, EVER. Possibly 90 miles per hour winds could hit Connecticut. Now I just sit on my computer watching the trees fly back and forth hoping my power doesn't go out...


-Ethan

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Most Important Positon in the Football

In American Football, many people say that the most "skilled" positions, are the Quarterbacks, Running backs, even Wide Receivers. One word. Wrong. The most important and most underrated position, no positions, is the offensive linemen. Without them, the running backs would have no where to run, the quarterbacks would have no where to throw and wouldn't have enough time to throw, so the wide receivers would be useless too. For example for the Seattle Seahawks, when their left tackle left Seattle to go play for the Vikings, Shaun Alexander (one of the greatest running backs of all time) was less productive, thus proving linemen should get a lot more credit and in some cases, reign superior.

-Ethan

Monday, October 22, 2012

Fight and Freedom For The Future

For Language Arts, I had to write a 5 page short story on anything I wanted so today I've decided to share it with you.


Fight and Freedom for the Future

Shaun had always wondered if there had been more to life than just endless repetition day by day, night by night. He lived in Seattle, Washington. One day after school, he was searching for a good book to read in his basement. After searching for a few minutes he gave up and went to go upstairs. While he was running he stubbed his toe and knocked over a few boxes.To his delight he found something to read. It was just a piece of paper, but that is all that was needed to change his way of thinking. He picked up the parchment and read aloud to himself,
“THE BILL OF RIGHTS
AMENDMENT 1. THERE SHALL BE FREE SPEECH, NO LAW PROHIBITING RELIGION, AND THE RIGHT TO PETITION...”
He stopped reading. “Well this sounds nothing like what we have in America...” He told himself. He looked on the back, “The Bill of Rights. Copyright 2073 ©  Pearson Education. All rights reserved” He read. He continued reading the info blurb below, “the bill of rights is the way America was held together. Signed in 1789 by many who are considered “The Founders of America” He finished. “What is this?” He asked himself. He ran up the stairs, his mind full of unanswered questions. Once he was upstairs he took a left and ran to the office nearly slipping because of his burning  curiosity. He reached the office puffing and huffing. He sat down, placed the parchment down, and looked into the vast dimensions of his computer. “What is the Bill of Rights” he began to type.
“Buzzsh Buzzsh” Went the hourly alarm that prevented him from doing much of anything because he had to line up for his hourly inspection outside.
“Guess it’s going to have to wait.” He told himself. He ran out of the office, outside and got in line for his “necessary”  inspection. Oh no! He had forgotten about his toe. He had stubbed it , back in the basement. If one of the inspectors had seen it, he would need to go into a “necessary” healing. “Necessary” healing was anything but that. He would be shipped off into a bunker, he then would wait a few days for “proper evaluation”. To him it made sense if you had broken a bone or punctured a lung but not if you had just cut yourself or stubbed your toe! He quickly cringed his toes together in his shoe so his big toe didn’t look at all stubbed. He could hear them now. They had just finished the person next to him, it was his turn now.
“Hello Shaun,” one of them said. “Have you suffered any injuries lately?” the other continued.
“No.” He said, hoping they hadn’t noticed his toe.
“Well you look fine to us so you’ve passed.” They said in unision. After they were out of earshot he sighed with a sigh of relief. He ran back into his house eager to find results. Luckily he wouldn’t be interrupted any longer, since it was near dinner time, the next inspection wouldn’t be for another four hours; “The Bedtime Inspection”, he had called it. Once in was in the office he wondered what he would find out about this mysterious “Bill of Rights”. Since is awaiting search was still in the search box, all he to do was click the search button. Right as it loaded the window closed, and he somehow was logged off. “What?” He yelled in confusion. “Why would it shut down like that?” He thought to himself.
“This a Mac 789 Pro Bison, it is supposed to have the best of everything, and definitely isn't supposed to shut down!” He told himself. “Well whatever this “Bill of Rights” is, somebody really doesn’t want me knowing about it.” He convinced himself
***
He woke up, he yawned as he stretched. He got out of bed and scratched his head. “What is that Bill of Rights about?” He asked himself for the umptenth time. He looked over at the clock on his nightstand next to the parchment. “7:30” It read.
“An hour ‘till inspection.” He mumbled to himself.  Somehow he could smell bacon from his room. He galloped down the stairs as if he was following the scent.
“Mom, is the bacon ready yet?” He asked her, anxious for an answer.
“Sorry, honey only a few more minutes.” She said flipping the bacon.
“OK” He said, he was secretly happy because he could get straight to work. He ran into the office. He picked up his iPhone 500 and opened up the MindChat™ app where he could chat with his mind. He added all of his closest  friends to a chat session. “Guys,” he thought. “Last night, I stubbed my toe, it knocked over a few boxes and I found this parchment that stated that America was a free country and we all deserve free speech and stuff, the weird part was, it mentioned that it was from 2073, 20 years before the creation of America. Can you come over so we can talk about it?” He continued in his thoughts. He watched the loading bar as it was being sent to his friends. “What is this all about?” He thought.
“Honey, bacon’s ready.” His mom said, interrupting his thoughts.
“Oh boy. I love bacon!” He replied in excitement. His mom brought over the his bacon and placed it in front of him as he sat down.
“Thanks Mom! By the way, where’s Dad?” He asked, ready to inhale his bacon.
“Your welcome, Dad’s on another long business trip he won’t be back for a week.” She replied.
As Shaun was inhaling his bacon, his iPhone went, “BEEP, BEEP”. He rushed into the office, “What had they said?” he thought to himself.  He looked at his phone, “1 NEW MESSAGE,  Missy Shulps, Replied to ALL: Wow sounds crazy! Here let’s all meet at my house after inspection to discuss.” He walked out of the office and went into the kitchen to finish his bacon.
“So Mom, after inspection, I’m going to Missy Shulps with a few friends, is that OK?” I asked her, sincerely hoping she would say yes.
“OK honey, just remember to be home before the lunch inspection!” She replied.
“Thanks mom, love you!” He said. He walked into the office and opened the MindChat™ app. He set up a reply all and thought, “OK, guys I can make it to Missy’s house. Please come.” He sent the message right as heard “Buzzsh Buzzsh”.
“Honey, inspection time. Yippie” His Mom said sarcastically. They both walked out the door ready for another annoying inspection.
***
He thought to himself as he walked towards Missy’s house. Luckily his toe wasn’t an issue during the inspection. He looked up.
“Wow!” He said to himself. He had nearly tripped on Missy’s stairs because he was so deep in thought. He walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. He was about knock again when the door opened.
“Shaun! I thought you would never come.” She said as she motioned him inside.  “So, this “Bill of Rights” thing if it’s true than the government has been lying for years!” She said her eyes wide open.
“Yeah I hope we can get this out to the public.” He said as the walked down the stairs into the basement to meet up with everybody else.
Right when he got down the stairs his friend Tanner showed up and said “So Shaun, is it true? This “Bill of Rights?”
“Yep” He said in repetition.  He sat down next to Missy, brushing against her blond hair.
“I was thinking we can get the truth out by yelling about it at the next inspection. Everyone seemed to agree except for a few who walked up the stairs and left.
“Well I guess they don’t want to join in” He said chuckling. “As I was saying we’re going to shout out at the next inspection, and try to gain attention about this “Bill of Rights”, hopefully we can spread it just enough so that people begin to wonder and ask the government questions.
“What if it doesn’t work?” Charlie, one of his friends from school asked as he brushed his black hair away from his face.
“It will, don’t worry.” Shaun said in confidence. The rest of the meeting flew by like an airplane at full speed. Only one other person left, Charlie. Shaun ran up the stairs saying bye to everyone. When he got outside he checked his watch. 11:55! 5 minutes until the Lunch Inspection! He ran faster now almost tripping because of his condition of flat feet causing his feet to slant inward. Just as he got home the bell went off, “Buzzsh Buzzsh!” it went.
Suddenly, he got butterflies in his stomach. This was it, the moment of truth.
“THE GOVERNMENT LIED. THEY CHANGED THE PAST BY HIDING IT AS BEST AS POSSIBLE! YESTERDAY I FOUND A PAPER CALLED “THE BILL OF RIGHTS!” IT SAYS WE HAVE ALL THESE FREE RIGHTS AND STUFF.” He yelled at the top of his lungs.  People were staring, it was working. His mom stared at him.
“What?” she mouthed to him. He waited, no one had followed up, then he heard it.
“THE GOVERNMENT...” One of his friends began to yell. This is how it went for the rest of inspection. He walked into his house as his mom closed the door.
“What was that all about?” She said, obviously angry. “I might never see you again. The government might take you away.”
“I don’t know Mom, I needed to do this.”  He said.
“Fine, but I just wanna say, if you get locked up, I told you so.”  She said with a hint of humor. It was a miracle how is mom always seemed to change emotions so quickly.
***
Shaun woke up to the sound of people yelling.
“The government has fallen!” “They’ve lied to us for years.” “No more inspections!” “They’re reinstating the Bill of Rights!” It went on and on and on. Apparently overnight somehow a lot of people had found out and overthrew the government! It had worked! As Shaun went back to sleep he had a smile on his face.

Monday, October 15, 2012

How to Know When Studying Has Worked

You know studying has worked when you end up dreaming about: that subject, actual studying, or taking a test on it. It is a very guaranteed way to know you have study enough, if not too much.

-Ethan

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Lost...

So today during science class, I was looking at my homework and I hit me, the characters were named after people from Lost! So it got me thinking, How long did I actually use up in my life actually watching Lost? Well 90 hours and 45 minutes, which is equivalent to 3.8 days! And I watched the whole show in a 2 month period!

Here's my math if you don't believe me, 25+24+23+14+17+18. (Amount of episodes per season).
Which comes out to be 121.
121 times 45 (average time in each episode) equals 5,445.
5445 divided by 60 equals 90.75 (90 hours and 45 minutes).
90.75 divided by 24 equals 3.8.

Remember, all in 2 months...

-Ethan

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Hi!

I don't know why but I had this strange feeling I was supposed to say hi to somebody, so Hi!

-Ethan

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Controversial Catch? Nope, Controversial Game.

On Monday night, America exploded. The Seahawks had won, in a so called "The Worst Call in the History of America!" Guess what? The whole game was controversial! There was over 30 penalties. 10 of which could have cost the Seahawks the game. For example, Brandon Browner, was called for a PI even though he didn't even touch the receiver until after the ball had touched him for at least a second. That led to the Packers scoring! With out all the bad calls The Seahawks would have still won, 7-6. Either way the officiating was horrible for the whole game, not just one play. I seriously wish the could redo the whole game.

-Ethan

Sunday, September 23, 2012

What Never to Do:

Never try to kick a soccer bowl as hard as possible, miss it, and the smash the floor as hard a possible with the toe you tried to hit the ball with.  It hurt really bad. I might have to have my toe nail taken out, or it just might be broken.

-Ethan

Friday, September 14, 2012

The New iPhone 5 Came Out!

The new iPhone 5 came out! It's a whole half inch bigger, it's lighter, thinner, and has a whole new 3G processor! If you don't want to get it then I don't know what you want.

-Ethan

Friday, September 7, 2012

ITS FOOTBALL TIME!

2 days ago on Wednesday Football started in America. In the kickoff game the Cowboys beat the Giants 24-17 for the first time in years.

-Ethan

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A Week of Seahawks Mania in One Post

T. O. is fired.

Rookie Russell Wilson wins starting position as QB.

Seahawks win for a 3rd time in a row against the Chiefs 44-14 making them 3-0.

Tarvaris Jackson is traded to the Bills leaving Matt Flynn the back-up job even though last year in one game he threw for 500 yards and 6 TD's. Go figure.

Thank you for reading A Week of Seahawks Mania in One Post.

-Ethan

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Grammer Lesson

Recently, one of my family members told me that this sentence: "Last Saturday tell school starts!" is incorrect. According this family member the correct way to say this is "Last Saturday till school starts!"

This is because the word till is short of until. Which makes tell incorrect and till correct. Go Grammar!

-Ethan

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The 3 R's of MW3

Recently one of my followers stated that I should be writing about other stuff than just views and "barely making it". So I decided to do the 3 R's of MW3.

1. Rage-kill

2. Reload

3. Recover

Do this and you will succeed.

Rage-kill is the killing process.

Reload is the filling up ammo process.

Recover is the getting health back up process.

With these 3 R's you will perform much better.

-Ethan

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Few...

Few... **Wipes sweat off face** That was a close one! I nearly forgot about my blog! How could I leave my viewers in despair with no blog posts! Oh well I saved everything right now.

-Ethan


Friday, August 3, 2012

100k!!

I DID IT!

100K! Next milestone 1 million.

-Ethan

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

1k tell 100k

1k views until 100k. I can't wait tell 100k! The next big view count thing is...

1 million!

-Ethan

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Friday, July 27, 2012

SORRY I WAS GONE!

Sorry I was gone for so long! I was in Philly on a mission's trip. Quite inspiring what the Lord can do!

-Ethan

Monday, July 16, 2012

I Made in App!

I just recently finished my creation of an app! It's a guide for the maps Nacht Der Untoten and Shi No Numa in Call of Duty: WAW. Soon enough i'll be able to post the link and all of you can buy it!

-Ethan

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Tomorrows 4th of July!

We get to celebrate American Independence tomorrow!

-Ethan

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Best NFL Defense?

What do you think is the best NFL defense?

I dare to say Seahawks.

What do you think?

-Ethan

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I MADE IT!

I MADE IT!!! Now to go sleep.

-Ethan

6:00 AM

This is when the tiredness is starting to sit in... YAWN! 1 hour left!

-Ethan

5:00 AM

Almost done! Only 2 hours!

-Ethan

4:00 AM

Finished watching Lost, now more MW3.

3:00 AM

Just finished playing MW3, now I'm going to watch some Lost!

-Ethan

2:00 AM

Paused Harry Potter to watch later, playing MW3

-Ethan

1:00 AM

In the middle of Harry Potter, nearly forgot that it was past 1:00!

-Ethan

My brother fell asleep at...

My brother fell asleep at 12:40 AM. I feel kinda bad cause after he curled up on the couch with a blanket; I turned the lights off and waited until he fell asleep.

-Ethan

12:00 AM

About to beat my record on MW3 Seatown! Then we're gonna watch a movie.

-Ethan

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

11:00 PM

Sorry I keep forgetting cause of all the fun.

-Ethan

10:00 PM

Sorry I was late, I was playing Nazi Zombies. 

-Ethan

IT HAS STARTED!

It has officially started!

-Ethan

50 minutes

Only 50 minutes until it has started!

-Ethan

Todays the Day! (Just not the time.)

Todays the Day! It'll officially start at 9:00 PM. It will continue until 7:00 AM. This year I'll be doing it with my brother, who's going to fall asleep really soon. (I'll post right when he's out, hopefully it won't take to long cause we're doing a competition.)

-Ethan

Monday, June 18, 2012

ONE MORE DAY!

One more day tell my allnighter!

-Ethan

Friday, June 15, 2012

ALL NIGHTER!!!

MY ALL NIGHTER IS COMING UP IN 4 DAYS!!!!
Be here June 19th (Tuesday) to enjoy my all nighter with me. I will post hourly.

-Ethan

Friday, June 8, 2012

Here's Something to Ponder.

Here's something to ponder, tell me what you think in the comments.
My brain has officially exploded.

-Ethan

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

App Review of "Zombies, Run!"

This app is where you run in real life, and it tracks it on a GPS, (so you know how much you have run.) After every song you have a message (supposed to be live.) And then if you have the Zombie Chase feature turned on, then actual Zombies chase you and you have to out run them. The price normally is 7.99 (pricey but worth it.) but I got it for 1.99. This game is great! Link for app! Now 7.99

-Ethan

Sunday, June 3, 2012

50K!!!!!

Yay!!! 50K!!!!!!!!!! Soon to come, app review of "Zombies, Run!"

-Ethan

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Logos Quiz App Level 3 Answers

Now here are the answers for Level 3:
Click to zoom.

Click to zoom.

Click to zoom.
Every week I'm going to do a new level, so stay tuned for next week!

-Ethan

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Orlando Review

ORLANDO

-Nick Hotel-

Overall Rating 5/5 
Comfort 5/5 
(The rooms are spacey, a kitchen, a bathroom, a kids room, a master bedroom, and a TV room.)
Food 3/5 
(The food was OK, this is OK though because since it's in Orlando there is a lot more restaurants to go to.)
Pool Area 5/5 
(The main pool area has 3 big slides and 4 small slides since the slide area has 40 inch minimum even the smallest child can get on. The pool is WARM and big although it can get packed.)
1 Con: Annoying sound byte that goes like this, "Hey Kids, Moms and Dads..."
Other Activities: (Arcade, Game Shows, 4D shows etc.) 5/5 
(The only con for the Arcade is that it's so EXPENSIVE!!!)

Nick Hotel Total Rating 18/20 ★+.5

-Universal Studios-

Overall Rating 5/5 
Rides 5/5 
(THE WERE AWESOME!)
Line Quickness 
(I had an extreme pass so I basically waited a minimum of no wait to a maximum of 5 minute wait.)
Food 5/5 
(There was so much choices! It ranged from hot dogs to steak.
Atmosphere 5/5 
(The coolest atmosphere was probably Harry Potter.)


Universal Studios Total Rating 25/25 

-Rides-

-The Incredible Hulk-
This ride was awesome, fast-paced, and crazy! Total recommending for people wanting thrill.
Rating: 5/5 

-The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman-
This ride had an interesting story and was quite fun. The coolest part was that it was in 3D.
Rating 5/5 

-Doctor Doom's Fearful-
This was by far one of the rides that surprised me in that I actually enjoyed it. Usually the rides where you go to the top of the tower scare me. That was this kind of ride except for one thing... It shoots you up 40 mph and you can even feel 4 G's! This ride was awesome.
Rating 5/5 

-Dudley Do-Right's Rip Saw Falls-
As all log rides you know your going to get wet maybe even soaked this was one of those rides. But the best part was the ride was long, fast and AWESOME!
Rating 5/5 

-Popeye and Bluto's Bilge-Rat Burgers-
I GOT SOAKED. So soaked that I could have ran into a fire and not gotten burnt! The worst part was the people across from me didn't get a drop of water on them! But this ride was awesome.
Rating 5/5 

-Jurassic Park River Adventure-
As you can tell by the name the theme was awesome! The ride was awesome although since I had already been on it, it was quite predictable for me.
Rating 5/5 


-The Cat in the Hat-
This ride is great for smaller children. This is a retelling of the book, The Cat In The Hat. WARNING: THIS RIDE GET'S REALLY DIZZY AT THE END.
Rating 5/5 

-The High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride-
This ride was slow but it had to be sense it was a trolley ride. This ride is great for smaller children. One of the cooler parts is that the trolley went inside the restaurant so you could stare down into the people who were eating. Overall it was cute.
Rating 5/5 


-Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey-
Waiting in the line itself was awesome. You walk through Hogwarts! The ride was amazing!!!!!! (It deserves that many exclamation marks) Words can't describe this ride.
Rating 6/5 ★ (YES)


-Dragon Challenge-
This ride was so quick that I nearly forgot about it! It was fun though. The best part is you could pick which dragon you want.
Rating 5/5 


-Flight of the Hippogriff-
This ride was pretty cool, it was pretty fun!
Rating 5/5 


-Airboat Rides at Midway-

Overall 4.5/5 ★+.5
Visibility (How to Find the actual place) 4/5 
(This place is basically on the side of the highwayish road. The only way you know it's that airboat place is that it has a sign with the name "Airboat Rides at Midway".
Buying Tickets 5/5 
(Although it is quite expensive 200$ for me and 5 others.)
Price 4/5 
(It was expensive but worth the hour to hour and a half tour.)
Tour 5/5 
(The main object of the tour is spotting alligators which you find a lot of. And with the tour guide cracking jokes into free microphone and headsets, the tour is pretty awesome.)


Airboat Rides at Midway Total Rating  18/20 ★+.5


-Waffle House-

Overall 5/5 
Food 5/5 
(The food was yummy! It was hot and was really good.)
Comfort (in seating) 5/5 
(The seats were like all seats at all diners if you know what I mean.)
Space in Restaurant 4/5 
(The restaurant was pretty small! It wasn't bigger than the average Burger King.)
Service 5/5 
(Since the restaurant was so small the waiter/waitress had more time to go to all of their costumers. So in the end you both end up happy.)


Waffle House Total Rating 19/20 ★-.25


In the end Orlando was a great trip. And I hope you liked my review.


-Ethan