Thursday, December 12, 2013

Cool song

Hi, I found a new song that is awesome. It is called Sweater Weather by the Neighborhood. Here is the link. Although I prefer I cover that was done by a well known disney star, Debby Ryan: Man, I've become real robotic in the way I type...


Thursday, December 5, 2013

Awesome Website!

Go to this link:, and type in anything and watch as your phrase goes from "I am awesome!" to "rats are cats!" Have fun!


Saturday, November 30, 2013

Home Alone 2...

... Is the greatest move known to man!!!! Happy Thanksgiving/Merry Christmas!


Tuesday, November 19, 2013

It's Almost Thanksgiving!

It's almost thanksgiving, which means no school, football, and tons of food! Yeah! Then after that, it goes straight into Christmas season!


Sunday, November 10, 2013

Call of Duty: Ghosts

I may be one of the first to say this, Call of Duty Ghost is a phenomenal game. I LOVE it. I got it yesterday for my birthday. The campaign is pretty impressive, honestly I think the adding the dog added an emotional thing. Who doesn't love a dog? But, the "being a dog" lacks. It seems lame and usually is hard. The extinction seems way to much like Halo, but... I also haven't played it much, so I probably need to try it out some more. Now the multiplayer is awesome. At first it was very hard for me, I was going 10-40, 9-22, but now after a full day, I go either 9-9 or 25-5 something of that sort. Honestly, I think if Call of Duty (all incarnations), had a game baby with Battlefield 4 they would produce Call of Duty Ghosts.


Friday, November 8, 2013

Guess What?

Tomorrow is my birth day! I'm so excited!!! And also guess what? This is my 250th post. Flew by fast eh?

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Almost Halloween!

Guess what? It's almost Halloween! And for the 15th straight year, I'll be trick-or-treating! Even with my broken collarbone!


Monday, October 21, 2013

How to Stop Hiccups, 100% SUCCESS RATE.

I hate hiccups, they stink. He's how to stop them.

1. Get a cup, and a paper towel.

2. Fill cup with water.

3. Put paper towel over opening of cup.

4. Drink water through paper towel.

5. Vióla!


Collarbone Recovery

Incase anyone was wondering, I'm making great progress with my broken collarbone, but I will most likely not be able to play the rest of my football season :(. Oh well, there is always next year.


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Seahawks Looking Good!

The Seahawks are looking really good! 5-1! At this rate, they'll be 14-2!


Thursday, October 3, 2013

I Broke My Collarbone!

Hey, it took me my whole life, but I finally broke a bone... and a big one at that...


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

BleacherReport ranks Seahawks as #1 4-0 team.

Recently BleacherReport (BR), ranked the last 5 4-0 teams with a point system, Seattle received tge majority of their points at running back and defense, while Denver received the majority of their points at QB, and WR. Seattle had 46 points while Denver  had 44. View it for yourself.


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Seahawks win (no shocker there.)

Last Sunday, the Seahawks won 45-17 against the Jaguars, with the only points being scored by the Jaguars, after the first string defense had been taken out. In the past 3 games, the Seahawks have won 98-27, in total points for and against. And Doug Baldwin had an amazing one hand grab!


Monday, September 16, 2013

Seahawks 29 49ers 3

LET'S GO HAWKS! The Seahawks annihilated the 49ers,  even with the rain delay. WOOHOO! 5 defensive turnovers, and Marshawn Lynch had 3 TDs.


Monday, September 9, 2013


Doug Baldwin was a amazing in the Seahawks opener. 7 catches for 91 yards, and one spectacular sideline catch. Seahawks won 12-7.

Go Hawks!

Monday, September 2, 2013

How to Make Healthy Ice-Cream

There's no denying that ice cream is delicious, but it's not really the healthiest option, right? So why not make healthy ice cream? So here's what you do:

Cup of Yogurt

Step 1. Take cup of yogurt out of fridge
Step 2. Put in freezer.
Step 3. Leave in freezer for 5-24 hours, 5 being soft and 24 hours being super hard.
Step 4. Enjoy!

Although this technically isn't ice cream, it's a nice alternative.


Wednesday, August 28, 2013


Wow, I'm almost into my 4th(?) year of this blog. Or is it 3? I can't remember, all that I know is that this is the longest I've ever kept something running like this. Woot!


Saturday, August 17, 2013

Best idea ever:

BRING YOUR XBOX ON VACATION! It is a genius idea. So if you have free time in the morning or night, use your XBOX!


Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Hopeless Wanderer Music Video: Did it do justice?

So, as I said earlier, Hopeless Wanderer finally got a music video!!!! I've been waiting ages! Now it's going to get the publicity it deserves! But did the music video do justice? I say no, for three reasons: 1 Mumford and Sons were not actually in the music video itself... 2. Strange... 3. Gay kiss. It ruined not only the video but partly the song for me. Overall it's funny until the end where it gets weird.


Saturday, July 27, 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

My Hiatus 2

So you see, I was gone in Seattle, um so yeah... Really busy doing important stuff... Ok so not really that important. And ummm now I'm going to begone tomorrow tell the 27th so yeah...


Monday, July 1, 2013

My Haitus

Sorry for my hiatus, directly after I finished my all nighted, I fell asleep, directly after that I went in vacation, directly after thatI went to football camp, and now I'm here.


Saturday, June 22, 2013

6:00 I MADE IT




One hour to go, and I think I'm about to crack, sadly my partner in crime did, he's going a little on the crazy side... We will go watch the sun rise, and have a Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Contest.



Right now we are watching some random Disney Channel movie, and next we will play old school WAW Zombies.



Well, it's really 3:07 but what ever. Currently playing zombies with my brother (who woke up(but according to him never fell asleep))



Hi Everyone, it is 2 AM and I will be playing Black Ops 2. At 1:30, I finished the movie and bought Bejeweled 3 and played (where I almost fell asleep :/! ) it.



Currently watching Treasure Planet, sadly my partner in crime (my brother) has fallen asleep.  :(



I just ate a snack while watching TV, and now I'm watching the movie, Treasure Planet. Yipee!


Friday, June 21, 2013


Now that t's been 1 hour, I am officially in the zone! Now I will play Sonic Adventures 2



It has begun, I will be playing some video games for one hour


10 minutes until set-up!

At 9:00 I set up, and at 10:00 we officially start!

I'm so excited


Today's the Day

Today is the day of the 4th annual All Nighter. Join me at 10 o'clock for an awesome adventured filled night (and morning).


Tuesday, June 18, 2013

All Nighter 2013 Schedule!

9:30 -10:00
Make sure everything is in order.

10:00 - 11:00
Put on All Nighter 2013 Playlist
Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 or Sonic the Hedgehog 2! (Man, what is with these twos?)

11:00 -11:30
Play Sonic Hedgehog 2.

11:30 - 12:00
Eat a meal and watch TV.

12:00 - 2:00
Watch Treasure Planet.

2:00 - 2:01
Dunk head in cold water.

2:01 - 3:00
Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Online Multiplayer.

3:00 - 4:00
Play iPhone games with the TV on.

4:00 - 4:01
Dunk head in cold water outside.

4:01 – 5:00
Play some old school Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies

5:00 – 6:00
Play some Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 (depending on a certain  someone’s ability to stay awake, have a contest if that certain someone is awake).

6:00 - 6:30
Eat breakfast and watch TV.


Monday, June 17, 2013

First All Nighter Schedule

All Nighter from 2010 (First All-Nighter)


Put on Playlist of Music

Play Video Games


Play other video games. Possibly use 



Eat a meal watch TV.

12:00- 2:00

turn off music

Watch a 2-hour movie. (Action, Comedy, 

War, Think movie G to PG-13. NO 



Put on Playlist of Music

Play Call of Duty or any other shooting


3:00- 4:00

Use Computer/Phone/iTouch Watch the

 two shows you recorded.

Think positive thoughts

Walk around.

4:02- 5:00

Play Any other Xbox game or watch TV, 

maybe Netflix,


Use Phone (You know the Games)


Use computer.





Keep The Dates!

Ok so here is going to be my posting schedule:
Today: Post first all nighter schedule.
Tomorrow or Wednesday: Post my new agenda.
Thursday: Post Something


Thursday, June 13, 2013

Almost One Week Till My All Nighter!

Who's excited? I know I am. This will be my 4th All Nighter, and will begin to start to prepare today or tomorrow. I can't wait!


Monday, June 3, 2013

Emoticons! :D

Have you ever noticed how emoticons can change the meaning of a sentence. For example:

Saying: You're a jerk. This makes it sound like that person is a jerk.

Saying: You're a jerk :D. This make it sound your just joking, or it's some super secret code name. Here's another, possibly greater example.

Saying: Shut up! This makes it sound like you want the person to shut up now or else.

Saying: Shut up :). This makes it sound like the person said something mean to you (jokingly) and you were both laughing.

Do you see what I'm saying? 


Life is So Repetitive (At least for me)

Have you ever noticed how repetitive life is? You wake up and go to work or school (or wherever you go every day) you go home, then watch some TV, and finally fall asleep. And then you repeat the cycle .  Does that sound repetitive? I think so.


Wednesday, May 29, 2013

It's almost time.

Guess what? It's almost time! It's almost time for my 4th annual All Nighter. The countdown begins today and ends the 21st. Who's ready?


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Spongebob Spoofs - Song 3

This is the third one.

I like to call this little number, Piped Post
The best time to read a piped post, is all the time,
on with a header, middle title, that's the kind
cause when you're reading...


Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Spongebob Spoofs - Song 2

This is the second one.

Let's gather round Ethan's blog.
And sing our bloggy song.
Our B-L-O-G-G-Y- S- O-N-G song.
And if you don't think I'll forget to post then your wrong
But it'll help if you just cheer me along.

Dum Dum Dum

B-L-O-G-G-Y-S-O-N-G song
B-L-O-G-G-Y-S-O-N-G song

And if you don't think you'll forget to post then your wrong 
But it'll help if you just cheer me along.

B-L-O-G-G-Y-S-O-N-G song
Random Viewer!

Song! B-L-A-G-7

Another Random Viewer!


It'll help,
It'll help!
If you just view my blog!


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Spongebob Spoofs - Day 1

I'm going to be posting a Spongebob Song spoof about my blog for the next 5 days, so here it goes.

Hey All You People

Hey all you people (2x)
won't you read my blog!
I've got this amazing post.
It's not ordinary post!
I post filled with amazing mystery!
Hey dude you've got to read this post.
It's no ordinary post.
It's the greatest post in the world.
Ba ba ba deep da doop ba beda baaa yeah!


Friday, April 26, 2013

Monday, April 15, 2013

Have You Ever Noticed the Difference Between MW3 and Black Ops 2, Yet They're Under the Same Franchise? (This Title is To Long)

So have you? I certainly have. And do you know why? It's because they're made by two separate companies! Which explains a lot!


Friday, April 5, 2013


So yesterday, I was surfing the web and I cam across the wikipedia page for Billy Mays, it had a list of some of his more greater products. Which including something very interesting, the EZCrunchBowl. To me, this product makes no since. Somehow it is supposed to keep your cereal from getting soggy. This makes no since, because cereal has to be in milk for it to become soggy. Which makes me come to the conclusion that this bowl prevents your cereal from entering the milk. Weird right?


Friday, March 22, 2013

Seahawks are #1!

The Seahawks are #1! Well, in ESPN power rankings that is.  For the last week or so, the Seahawks have been getting guys left and right! From Percy Harvin (WR, Vikings) to Cliff Avril (D-Line Lions). They've improved so much in the past year...


Thursday, March 14, 2013

Top NFL Franchises: (29-25)

29. The Cardinals- Yes they had an awesome run to the Super Bowl in 2008 but before that, they hadn't won a playoff game in years.

28. Lions - The Lions have never been to a Super Bowl, they also happen to have the worst NFL record in history, 0-16. Even when they had Barry Sanders, they still couldn't make it to s Super Bowl.

27. The Chiefs - The Chiefs did go to Super Bowls, but that was at the beginning of the Super Bowl era, they stink.

26. The Panthers - The Panthers have had some good runs, including the NFC Conference championship game in 2005. But they've never been to a Super Bowl.

25. The Saints - I hate to say it, mainly because the Saints are good now, but before Drew Brees, the Saints stunk. Don't need to venture any farther, they stink.

Next Week: 24-20


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Top 32 Franchises in NFL Football Ever (32-30)

My friend and I were talking the other day, and we were talking about the top 5 franchises of all time, so I decided to put up all 32 teams up here. To keep you interested, I will be counting down, not up. Correct if I'm wrong about any facts in the comments.

32. Jaguars
The Jaguars have never won a Super Bowl, nor been in one. They have never been really good for continuos amounts of time.

31. Browns
The Browns have never won a Super Bowl, and they are one of the NFL's oldest. Also they've always stunk.

30. Texans
The Texans are quite a young team, (younger than me), I'll give them props for that. They look pretty promising right now, but we're taking about franchises, not teams

Top 29-25 is out!


Saturday, February 23, 2013


Hey, sorry I've been gone for so long, I've been fighting of sickness all week! Hope you find my blog enjoyable.


Monday, February 11, 2013


Over the weekend, A huge storm hit the northeast, the range of length in inches ranged from 4-40, inches. Yes 40 inches... That's nearly as tall as the average kindergartener. Yes, I know crazy...


Monday, February 4, 2013

Lame Super Bowl

Yes, you read that, lame Super Bowl! First the commercials were lame, with only a few being awesome... Then the Ravens scored a lot, (28 points) Then there was the power outage for 34 minutes! Then the 49ers scored a lot and then they couldn't score one last time to win. And then there was the horribly raunchy half time performance. I mean, come on! Ugh... So yeah...


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Youtube Account

So, me and my brothers play minecraft, so we wanted to make a youtube account showcasing our talent. It's TheSeahawksFanVideos. Go there. LINK HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

Go to my latest video, A Let's Play

Please go, I need subscribers, and why not? These videos are awesome.


200th Post

200 posts! Yeah!!! Ok... Kind of wasting a post here, so yeah...


Thursday, January 24, 2013

Calculation for 1 million.

Right now, I receive around 500 views a day. That's a lot. Anyway, I calculated how long it will take to receive 1 million. 4.7 years. Yeah, I know, a loooong time... So, here's the math incase you don't believe me.

1,000,000 (Target) -146,000(Amount of views right now.)= 854,000
854,000(Amount needed)/500(Average views per day)- =1,706
1,706 (days until)/ 365 (days in a year)= 4.7
4.7 years.


Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Post from School!

This is my second official post from school. On to other news. Now that Matt Flynn has been named backup after sensation rookie quarterback Russell Wilson's amazing season, will he stay with the Seahawks? What about Marcus Trufant? or Leroy Hill? Both Trufant and Hill were on the 2005 Superbowl team. Remember those days? I do. I almost had a deja vu this year, with the Seahawks being en feugo (on fire).


Monday, January 14, 2013

A Heart Breaker in Seattle

What at first looked like a huge turn around for the Seahawks, turned out to be a huge letdown, when Matt Bryant kicked the game winning field goal. As a Seahawks fan, I was sorely depressed. My family was cheering  "we won!" But they had forgotten that there was still 30 seconds left, and a tough Falcons offense. I was worried. The first time in the whole game, in fact. The Seahwks still had 8 seconds left, not enough time. Russell Wilson threw it Doug Baldwin. To far for a field goal. So Russell threw a hail mary. It was caught by a wide receiver. Wrong one. It was caught by Julio Jones.Game over. The cheers of the 12th man was over. But look out next year, Seahawks are on fire, or as some people say, el fuego!


Sunday, January 6, 2013

It's our Birthday!

I can't believe it! It's been 2 years since I first posted.


Saturday, January 5, 2013

1 Day till the birthday!

1 day till TheEthanNews' birthday! 2 years old tomorrow! Yeah!


Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Birthday Coming Up!

TheEthanNews's 2nd birthday is coming up and don't miss it. Add it to your calendars and input it into your reminder apps.  Don't miss it. Remember January 6th. Oh and sorry I wasn't posting, my internet wasn't working for a week and a half...