Calculation for 1 million.

Right now, I receive around 500 views a day. That's a lot. Anyway, I calculated how long it will take to receive 1 million. 4.7 years. Yeah, I know, a loooong time... So, here's the math incase you don't believe me.

1,000,000 (Target) -146,000(Amount of views right now.)= 854,000
854,000(Amount needed)/500(Average views per day)- =1,706
1,706 (days until)/ 365 (days in a year)= 4.7
4.7 years.

-Ethan 

Post from School!

This is my second official post from school. On to other news. Now that Matt Flynn has been named backup after sensation rookie quarterback Russell Wilson's amazing season, will he stay with the Seahawks? What about Marcus Trufant? or Leroy Hill? Both Trufant and Hill were on the 2005 Superbowl team. Remember those days? I do. I almost had a deja vu this year, with the Seahawks being en feugo (on fire).

-Ethan

A Heart Breaker in Seattle

What at first looked like a huge turn around for the Seahawks, turned out to be a huge letdown, when Matt Bryant kicked the game winning field goal. As a Seahawks fan, I was sorely depressed. My family was cheering  "we won!" But they had forgotten that there was still 30 seconds left, and a tough Falcons offense. I was worried. The first time in the whole game, in fact. The Seahwks still had 8 seconds left, not enough time. Russell Wilson threw it Doug Baldwin. To far for a field goal. So Russell threw a hail mary. It was caught by a wide receiver. Wrong one. It was caught by Julio Jones.Game over. The cheers of the 12th man was over. But look out next year, Seahawks are on fire, or as some people say, el fuego!

-Ethan

It's our Birthday!

I can't believe it! It's been 2 years since I first posted.

-Ethan

1 Day till the birthday!

1 day till TheEthanNews' birthday! 2 years old tomorrow! Yeah!

-Ethan

Birthday Coming Up!

TheEthanNews's 2nd birthday is coming up and don't miss it. Add it to your calendars and input it into your reminder apps.  Don't miss it. Remember January 6th. Oh and sorry I wasn't posting, my internet wasn't working for a week and a half...

-Ethan

Crazy Day

Tomorrows going to be a crazy day! Not because the world's going to end, (it's not) but because everyone on social media sites will be posting stuff like, "The world didn't end!" or "We're saved!". Prepare!

Another quote from Home Alone 2:

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya? 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was 
Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother! 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 
Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff. 
Officer Cliff: [gasps] No! 
[others stare at him in disguest] 
Officer Cliff: It's a lie! 
Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby! 

-Ethan Dahlke