Spongebob Spoofs - Day 1

I'm going to be posting a Spongebob Song spoof about my blog for the next 5 days, so here it goes.

Hey All You People

Hey all you people (2x)
won't you read my blog!
I've got this amazing post.
It's not ordinary post!
I post filled with amazing mystery!
Hey dude you've got to read this post.
It's no ordinary post.
It's the greatest post in the world.
Ba ba ba deep da doop ba beda baaa yeah!

-Ethan

Did You Know?

That this blog has 160,000 views!

-Ethan

Have You Ever Noticed the Difference Between MW3 and Black Ops 2, Yet They're Under the Same Franchise? (This Title is To Long)

So have you? I certainly have. And do you know why? It's because they're made by two separate companies! Which explains a lot!

-Ethan

EZCrunchBowl

So yesterday, I was surfing the web and I cam across the wikipedia page for Billy Mays, it had a list of some of his more greater products. Which including something very interesting, the EZCrunchBowl. To me, this product makes no since. Somehow it is supposed to keep your cereal from getting soggy. This makes no since, because cereal has to be in milk for it to become soggy. Which makes me come to the conclusion that this bowl prevents your cereal from entering the milk. Weird right?

-Ethan

Seahawks are #1!

The Seahawks are #1! Well, in ESPN power rankings that is.  For the last week or so, the Seahawks have been getting guys left and right! From Percy Harvin (WR, Vikings) to Cliff Avril (D-Line Lions). They've improved so much in the past year...

-Ethan

Top NFL Franchises: (29-25)

29. The Cardinals- Yes they had an awesome run to the Super Bowl in 2008 but before that, they hadn't won a playoff game in years.

28. Lions - The Lions have never been to a Super Bowl, they also happen to have the worst NFL record in history, 0-16. Even when they had Barry Sanders, they still couldn't make it to s Super Bowl.

27. The Chiefs - The Chiefs did go to Super Bowls, but that was at the beginning of the Super Bowl era, they stink.

26. The Panthers - The Panthers have had some good runs, including the NFC Conference championship game in 2005. But they've never been to a Super Bowl.

25. The Saints - I hate to say it, mainly because the Saints are good now, but before Drew Brees, the Saints stunk. Don't need to venture any farther, they stink.

Next Week: 24-20

-Ethan

Top 32 Franchises in NFL Football Ever (32-30)

My friend and I were talking the other day, and we were talking about the top 5 franchises of all time, so I decided to put up all 32 teams up here. To keep you interested, I will be counting down, not up. Correct if I'm wrong about any facts in the comments.

32. Jaguars
The Jaguars have never won a Super Bowl, nor been in one. They have never been really good for continuos amounts of time.

31. Browns
The Browns have never won a Super Bowl, and they are one of the NFL's oldest. Also they've always stunk.

30. Texans
The Texans are quite a young team, (younger than me), I'll give them props for that. They look pretty promising right now, but we're taking about franchises, not teams

Top 29-25 is out!

-Ethan