Funny Story Time!

As some may know I play the bass. Until a few months ago I only played the upright bass. I have been playing for years. I had been wanting to play electric bass for my youth group's worship team for quite some time. The only problem is, it seemed too easy! I was literally only playing 4 notes spread out multiple times through out the song. To easy! I must have been doing something wrong. Maybe I had to play a chord? Maybe I had to play it a certain way! How do I know which A to play? As it turns out all those worries were for nothing, it really is that simple. Now I've been playing electric bass for a few months and it's been awesome! Playing in worship is uber cool.

-Ethan

TEBOW TIME!

So as many know, Tim Tebow was signed by the Eagles, so now he is on a NFL roster. Whether it's a publicity stunt or an actual move by Chip Kelly, I don't care, either way it's Tebow Time! It was all fine and dandy till I saw this:

ewwwwwwww. #11. That's not #15. noooooo. 

-Ethan

(Edit: one more thing, Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow are on the same team. Ultimate Christians!!! Double Duty!!!)

So...

So, I've been gone for a while. The last time I posted..
it was March.
it had only been 2 months since the Superbowl.
it was 20 days ago
I am running out of ideas
-Ethan

An Idea Beyond Ideas

So the other day I was listening to a song and within the first second of the song I paused it. Why? Did I hate the song? No. In fact it's one of my favorite songs. So why did I stop it then? I just couldn't listen to it, it brought back to many good memories! Within the first second of the song a multitude of memories flooded my brain. So it got me thinking. "Man I want to relive those memories!" So I had a great idea (and I'd pay good money for it too). My idea went like this:
What if we had this Oculus Rift-like screen. So like a ski goggle type mask but with screens, one over both eyes. Like this:

Oculus Rift

Then you would get a cord that connected to your brain somehow (I'm working on that part.) And then the cord would decipher your memories and it could stream through your memories. Then you'd pick a memory to watch, say your trip to Colorado or that math class you took in 7th grade. And you'd re-watch it through your perspective and how it actually happened. You also would plug in earbuds to a jack and then you could hear everything too. Wouldn't that be awesome! I literally would cut out a week and relive an entire trip that'd be so cool. So scientists, if you're reading this, go make this! I'd love this invention.

-Ethan

What Did Ya Say?

Sometimes I'm the one who says weird stuff. I'll say like Bip Lalm instead of Lip Balm. It's really weird. Well one day I decided to look it up. Apparently it's a common phenomenon called, a Spoonerism. Another example could be Billy Soy instead of silly boy. Weird right? I have said some weird stuff because of it. After I say it, I usually laugh really hard and then get really confused.

-Ethan

What Did Ya Say? Comeback

Hey everyone! So back in the day (five years ago) I made this blog/website where I wrote down what I heard and what was actually said. Sometimes the results were hilarious, other times they weren't. But still it worked. This is when I first learned about quality vs. quantity. (Although, judging by some of these blog posts I don't know how much I've learned. (ooooooooh I burned myself)) So back to my story. I would post daily what I thought I heard versus what was actually said. Like one time I thought my brother said, "N4" He actually said "M4". Wow so phenomenal... 

Well today I decided to bring it back. So I will beginning posting updates soon enough when I can't comprehend what someone says. So stay tuned!

-Ethan

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honestly. I don't know what to write. I could write about the beautifulness of the Lord. or I could write about superheroes. who knows but I'm out of ideas.

-Ethan