It's our Birthday!

I can't believe it! It's been 2 years since I first posted.

-Ethan

1 Day till the birthday!

1 day till TheEthanNews' birthday! 2 years old tomorrow! Yeah!

-Ethan

Birthday Coming Up!

TheEthanNews's 2nd birthday is coming up and don't miss it. Add it to your calendars and input it into your reminder apps.  Don't miss it. Remember January 6th. Oh and sorry I wasn't posting, my internet wasn't working for a week and a half...

-Ethan

Crazy Day

Tomorrows going to be a crazy day! Not because the world's going to end, (it's not) but because everyone on social media sites will be posting stuff like, "The world didn't end!" or "We're saved!". Prepare!

Another quote from Home Alone 2:

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya? 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was 
Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother! 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 
Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff. 
Officer Cliff: [gasps] No! 
[others stare at him in disguest] 
Officer Cliff: It's a lie! 
Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby! 

-Ethan Dahlke

Sad, Sad, Day...

After the massacre of innocent school children and teachers, this world has gone mad. Horrible to hear what happened. Prayers go out to all involved.

On another note, here's a quote from Home Alone 2:

Uncle Frank McCallister: Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 


-Ethan

App Review: EpicWin

Epic Win

Epic Win is a productive game where you input your daily chores to gain XP. Once your done with the chore, you collect your XP needed to level up and gain rare items. There are over 6 avatars to pick from. It's quite fun and makes chores rewarding.

-Ethan
(Every post before Christmas I'm going to post a quote from Home Alone 2.)

Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: I'm confused.
Kevin McCallister: I'm traveling with my dad. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do!

Spongebob Memes

Have you seen Spongebob?

Of course you have.

Do you want see Spongebob Memes?

Of course you do.

Do you want the link?

Here it is...

Or is it this one?

-Ethan