Monday, January 14, 2013

A Heart Breaker in Seattle

What at first looked like a huge turn around for the Seahawks, turned out to be a huge letdown, when Matt Bryant kicked the game winning field goal. As a Seahawks fan, I was sorely depressed. My family was cheering  "we won!" But they had forgotten that there was still 30 seconds left, and a tough Falcons offense. I was worried. The first time in the whole game, in fact. The Seahwks still had 8 seconds left, not enough time. Russell Wilson threw it Doug Baldwin. To far for a field goal. So Russell threw a hail mary. It was caught by a wide receiver. Wrong one. It was caught by Julio Jones.Game over. The cheers of the 12th man was over. But look out next year, Seahawks are on fire, or as some people say, el fuego!

-Ethan

Sunday, January 6, 2013

It's our Birthday!

I can't believe it! It's been 2 years since I first posted.

-Ethan

Saturday, January 5, 2013

1 Day till the birthday!

1 day till TheEthanNews' birthday! 2 years old tomorrow! Yeah!

-Ethan

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Birthday Coming Up!

TheEthanNews's 2nd birthday is coming up and don't miss it. Add it to your calendars and input it into your reminder apps.  Don't miss it. Remember January 6th. Oh and sorry I wasn't posting, my internet wasn't working for a week and a half...

-Ethan

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Crazy Day

Tomorrows going to be a crazy day! Not because the world's going to end, (it's not) but because everyone on social media sites will be posting stuff like, "The world didn't end!" or "We're saved!". Prepare!

Another quote from Home Alone 2:

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya? 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was 
Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother! 
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 
Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff. 
Officer Cliff: [gasps] No! 
[others stare at him in disguest
Officer Cliff: It's a lie! 
Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby! 

-Ethan Dahlke

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Sad, Sad, Day...

After the massacre of innocent school children and teachers, this world has gone mad. Horrible to hear what happened. Prayers go out to all involved.

On another note, here's a quote from Home Alone 2:

Uncle Frank McCallister: Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 


-Ethan

Saturday, December 8, 2012

App Review: EpicWin

Epic Win

Epic Win is a productive game where you input your daily chores to gain XP. Once your done with the chore, you collect your XP needed to level up and gain rare items. There are over 6 avatars to pick from. It's quite fun and makes chores rewarding.

-Ethan
(Every post before Christmas I'm going to post a quote from Home Alone 2.)

Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: I'm confused.
Kevin McCallister: I'm traveling with my dad. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do!